beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

image

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

totesmcgoats96:

scarynipples:

scarynipples:

what did one japanese man say to the other?

something in japanese

I have never been more disappointed in my life

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

sleepingcas:

shout out to everyone who lives in a country where nobody gives a shit about halloween