humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape!
That little girl is going places
literally everything (via casualfacestroking)
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
All You Need Is Love
BEST THING EVER ON THE ENTIRE PLANET
NEW KLAINE LAW ALWAYS REBLOG THIS
having to translate words from english because you forgot them in your own native language